Everything I Ever Needed to Know About Being Cynical I Learned After Turning 40

1) Nobody else cares about you as much as you.
2) Everything eventually dies.
3) Pain is inevitable.
4) The really good moments are few and far between.
5) When you loan your stuff the other guy either keeps it or returns it damaged.
6) Everybody gains weight eventually, even the skinniest kid from high school.
7) Love hurts.
8) Living is work.
9) Wisdom teeth are dumb.
10) Gravity isn’t so much a law as a promise -- look in the mirror.
11) Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, some people just won’t like you.
12) There is plenty of greed to go around.
13) Raising children induces agony, from beginning to no end.
14) The news media is always negative and should only be ingested in small doses.
15) It isn’t God’s fault; it’s the world we live in.
16) It’s as important to cry as it is to laugh and each gets tougher with age.
17) My house is the origin of all dust.
18) Saying goodbye sucks.
19) There is no cure for regret, and if you’re not careful it can be terminal.
20) There’s no such thing as too much money.
21) Time is relentless.
22) Nothing lasts forever, good or bad.

Comments

[Christa]

Oh this is sooo true...all of it...hehe